dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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