Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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