So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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