i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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