Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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