He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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