it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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