You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have post one night stand depression
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