whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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