How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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