Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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