Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
