If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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