he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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