He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My dick has a subreddit
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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