we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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