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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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