did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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