it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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