Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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