If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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