Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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