marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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