yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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