She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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