super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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