4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
its not stalking. its research.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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