The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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