remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I AM VODKA MAN
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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