used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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