very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish i was in the wii world.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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