A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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