I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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