Midget sex pt 2 tonight
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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