is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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