Who did Billy Mays play for?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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