whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sext me about skeletons
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
