I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We have started to decorate penises.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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