i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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