Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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