Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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