Do vagina's smell?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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