So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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