I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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