what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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