I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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