So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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