so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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