is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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