I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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