I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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