I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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