the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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