'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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