Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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