I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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