had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
